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Humor-bation: Its all about contrast

Some one once told me…

 Do you ever stand in the shower, turn the water up as hot as it can go, and stand under it as long as body can possibly fathom the heat?
Personally I’m not big on excruciating hot showers…. but someone once told me that if you stand under the hot water its the most refreshing thing…

Really it is..

I have never felt anything better than the feeling of all my thoughts, problems, and even the mere existance of my life i have left all seem to vanish in seconds…Just like that everything is gone.  You feel nothing but the heat, No sorrow, No pain, no..not even happiness.

2 years ago
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wait wait wait„, people aren’t supposed to do that to you.. Weird I thought those actions were what people did when they love you…..

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wait wait wait„, people aren’t supposed to do that to you.. Weird I thought those actions were what people did when they love you…..

4 months ago
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Personally. I hope you rot where you are…and I mean that with the utmost respect :)

Personally. I hope you rot where you are…and I mean that with the utmost respect :)

(Source: the-murder-h0use, via someeforceofnature)

4 months ago
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fmylife:

Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
2 years ago
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